H – “Hello?”
W – “Hey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
H – “Yes, I am.”
W – “Awesome! I’m at the mall just two blocks away and saw a stunning mink coat. It’s beautiful! Can I buy it?”
H – “What’s the price?”
W – “Only $1,500.”
H – “Alright, go ahead and get it if you really want it.”
W – “Oh, and I also went to the Mercedes dealership and found a 2001 model that I love. The salesman gave me a great deal, and since we need to trade in the BMW we bought last year…”
H – “What’s the price?”
W – “Just $60,000.”
H – “Okay, but I want it fully loaded for that price.”
W – “Perfect! But before we hang up, there’s one more thing…”
H – “What is it?”
W – “It may sound like a lot, but I was balancing your bank account, and I visited the real estate agent this morning. The house we looked at last year is on the market!”
H – “Remember? The one with the pool, English garden, and an acre of beachfront property?”
H – “How much are they asking?”
W – “Only $450,000 – an amazing price, and I see we have enough in the bank for it…”
H – “Then go ahead and buy it, but bid $420,000, okay?”
W – “Got it, honey! Thanks! I’ll see you later! I love you!”
H – “Bye, I love you too…”
After hanging up, the man closes his phone and raises his hand, asking everyone present, “Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?”
