Husband: “Hello?”
Wife: “Hi, honey! Are you at the club?”
Husband: “Yes.”
Wife: “Perfect! I’m at the mall nearby and just found a gorgeous mink coat. Can I get it?”
Husband: “How much is it?”
Wife: “Only $1,500.”
Husband: “Alright, if you love it, go ahead and buy it.”
Wife: “Oh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership. I saw a 2001 model I really like, and since we need to replace the BMW we got last year…”
Husband: “What’s the price?”
Wife: “Just $60,000.”
Husband: “Okay, but make sure it comes with all the options for that price.”
Wife: “Got it! One more thing…”
Husband: “What now?”
Wife: “It might seem like a lot, but I was checking our bank account and saw that the house we looked at last year is on sale. You remember, the one with the pool, English garden, and beachfront property?”
Husband: “How much?”
Wife: “Only $450,000, and we have enough to cover it.”
Husband: “Go ahead, but offer $420,000 first, okay?”
Wife: “Thanks, sweetie! Love you!”
Husband: “Love you too. Bye.”
The man hangs up, closes the phone, and asks everyone around him, “Does anyone know whose phone this is?”
