I found this hilarious story online and had to share it! Recently, someone took their 92-year-old father to the mall to buy sneakers. Afterward, they stopped at the food court for a snack.
While they were eating, the dad noticed a teen sitting nearby with a head full of brightly spiked hair in shades of orange, blue, red, and green. He couldn’t help but stare, clearly intrigued.
After a while, the teen, feeling self-conscious, turned to him and snapped, “What’s up, old man? Haven’t you ever done anything wild in your life?”
Knowing his dad’s sense of humor, the person telling the story held their breath, expecting a great comeback—and their dad didn’t disappoint.
Without missing a beat, he looked the teen straight in the eye and replied, “Actually, I was wondering if you were my son. I got drunk once and hooked up with a peacock.”
It’s the perfect example of timeless humor! Whether it actually happened or not, this story captures the classic wit and quick humor that grandparents often surprise us with.
