Three lively grandmothers were soaking up the afternoon sun on a bench outside their nursing home, sharing laughs and chatting away. As an elderly gentleman strolled past, one of them called out with a grin, “We bet we can guess your exact age!”
Amused, the old man stopped. “No way you can figure that out!” he replied with a playful smirk.
One of the grandmas, her eyes sparkling with mischief, countered, “Oh, we can! Just drop your trousers and underwear, and we’ll prove it.”
Curious and entertained by their boldness, the man decided to humor them, lowering his trousers. The grandmas inspected him, giggling, asking him to turn around and jump a few times.
After their “examination” and whispered deliberations, they confidently declared, “You’re 87 years old!”
Stunned, the man exclaimed, “How did you know?”
The grannies erupted into laughter, clapping their hands with delight. “We were at your birthday party yesterday!” they said, tears of laughter streaming down their faces.