Children have a remarkable ability to be unintentionally hilarious. With their unfiltered honesty and sharp wit, they often leave us stunned and laughing. Here are some of their most memorable responses that are sure to brighten your day and remind you why kids are so lovable.
1.
A kindergarten teacher asked a diligent little girl about her drawing.
“I’m drawing God,” the girl said.
“But no one knows what God looks like,” the teacher replied.
Without hesitation, the girl answered, “They will in a minute.”
2.
A teacher told a little girl that it’s physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because of its small throat.
The girl insisted, “Jonah was swallowed by a whale.”
Annoyed, the teacher repeated it wasn’t possible.
The girl replied, “When I get to heaven, I’ll ask Jonah.”
The teacher quipped, “What if Jonah went to hell?”
The girl shot back, “Then you ask him.”
3.
During a Sunday school lesson about honoring parents, a teacher asked if there’s a commandment about siblings.
A boy quickly replied, “Thou shall not kill.”
4.
Noticing her mother’s white hairs, a little girl asked why.
Her mom said, “Each time you make me sad, a hair turns white.”
The girl paused and asked, “Then why is grandma’s hair all white?”
5.
During a blood circulation lesson, a teacher asked, “Why doesn’t blood flow to our feet like it does to my head when I stand upside down?”
Bobby replied, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”
6.
At a Christian school lunch line, a note near the apples read, “Take only one, God is watching.”
A boy wrote his own note for the cookies: “Take all you want, God is watching the apples.”
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