H: “Hello?”
W: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
H: “Yes.”
W: “Awesome! I’m at the mall just two blocks away. I just spotted a stunning mink coat. It’s absolutely beautiful! Can I get it?”
H: “What’s the price?”
W: “Only $1,500.”
H: “Alright, go ahead and buy it if you really like it…”
W: “Oh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and checked out the 2001 models. There’s one I really love. The salesman gave me a great deal, and since we need to trade in the BMW we got last year…”
H: “What did he quote you?”
W: “Only $60,000…”
H: “Okay, but for that price, I want all the options.”
W: “Great! But before we finish, there’s one more thing…”
H: “What is it?”
W: “It may seem like a lot, but I was balancing your bank account, and I visited the real estate agent this morning. The house we looked at last year is on the market!”
H: “Which one?”
W: “The one with the pool, English garden, an acre of parkland, and beachfront property.”
H: “How much are they asking?”
W: “Only $450,000—a fantastic price! We have enough in the bank to cover it…”
H: “Then go ahead and buy it, but bid $420,000, okay?”
W: “Got it, sweetie! Thanks! I’ll see you later! I love you!”
H: “Bye, I love you too…”
The man hangs up, closes the phone, and raises his hand while holding the phone, asking everyone present: “Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?”
