Wife: Honey, would you help me clear the garden?
Husband: Do I look like a landscaper?
LAZY SPOUSE! (FUNNY STORY)
Husband: Okay, fine. How about fixing the bathroom door?
Husband: Do I look like a carpenter?
He leaves without doing either task. When he returns, he finds the bathroom door fixed and the garden neatly done.
Wife: I knew you’d handle it on your own!
Wife: Actually, it wasn’t me.
Husband: Really? Then who did it?
Wife: The neighbor did.
Husband: How much did you pay him?
Wife: He didn’t want money. He said I could pay him with bread or… something else.
Husband: I hope you gave him bread!
Wife: Do I look like a baker?
