Some stories just hit the heart, and in a world that can feel serious or bleak, a funny tale is a welcome relief.
If you haven’t heard this one, it’ll make you laugh; if you have, enjoy it all over again. This story has all the best elements—drama, revenge, and a twist.
It starts with a husband’s letter announcing he’s leaving his wife:
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Dear Wife,
I’m writing to tell you I’m leaving for good. After seven years of marriage, I’ve had enough. Last week, you ignored my haircut, the dinner I cooked, and my new silk boxers. You don’t say “I love you” anymore, and it’s clear you don’t care. So, I’m leaving—with your sister!
Your EX-Husband
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Dear Ex-Husband,
Your letter made my day! Yes, we’ve been married seven years, but calling yourself a “good man” is a stretch. I noticed your haircut but chose not to comment. And my “favorite” dinner? You confused me with my sister—I stopped eating pork years ago.
Oh, and when I won the lottery, I quit my job for our future, but you’re gone now. Enjoy your new life!
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich and Free
